So do you guys know you’re the youngest band ever to go on a Worldwide Stadium Tour? +
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
You were a mascot [at Derby game] once as well…
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
what even happens inside a dishwasher
me accepting compliments
- "omg thank you"
- "aw thank you"
- "omg ily"
- "ily omg"
- "aw thank you omg ily"
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes